Can we make it actually Clunk?

When we found out that we were naming the collective and publication Clunk we had thoughts since clunk is a a sound, could we make our outcomes make that sound?

I had the idea of making our publication clunk by maybe having some metal hidden in the binding? or in-between the middle pages so that when you drop it, it makes a clunk.

Also we could make the business cards out of metal so if you drop them it will clunk.